xtina: (Default)
me: that can be a simple IDE script, i believe
me: log in, go to the Manage Items area, open each page in the list, and make sure it doesn't send locusts through your hard drive
me: (that's a new Selenium command: assertNotLocusts)
me: ((okay, who put LSD in my coffee))

boss: you

coworker: hah

me: so i did!
me: *sips*
xtina: (omg!)
Convos from a project team.

PROG ROCK )
xtina: (Default)
X: No, but, come lookit!  This is my timeline of all major events in my life.  And they're colour-coded!
J: They are?  Oh, I see... travel, relationships, work...
X: Yep!  But seeeee, though, the graphical timeline.
J: ...
X: ^^
J: *pats me on the head*
X: *bursts out laughing*
J: I... wow.  Whoever does your memoirs is going to have their work cut out for them.
X: I haven't even shown you the four pages of apartment-searching checklist yet!
J: I'm gonna go outside now.

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xtina: "But today, the pattern of lights is *all wrong*!" "Oh god! Try pressing more buttons!" "*It's not helping*!" (tech support)
X:
R: !! !! !!
R: <3 <3 <3
X: Aw, if I mouse over the hearts, they realign.
R: if i mouse over you, do you change to neutral evil?
R: *tries it*
X: I've been that way anyways.

[ time elapses ]

X: Oh -- apparently I'm neutral good.
X: Never mind, then.
R: you actually went to find a "what alignment am i" thing, didn't you *)
X: ...yes.
X: Shut up.
R: *grin*

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xtina: (Default)
Christina: Hey, guess what.
Xtina: Chicken butt?
Christina: That's what Darrell says!
Xtina: Chicken fez!
Christina: No, what I was going to say is that I.....*laughs*
Christina: *laughs harder*
Xtina: CHICKEN LARDER
Christina: LOL
Christina: STOP
Xtina: Chicken time!
Xtina: ::dies laughing::
Christina: <--dead
Xtina: ANYWAYS YOU WERE SAYING
Christina: NEVERMIND THE MOMENT WAS LOST
xtina: (Default)
Xtina: I am still packing.  :( :(
Xtina: ::burns it all::
Rose: can't you do some tomorrow night?
Xtina: Gaming is tomorrow night.
Xtina: I just emailed Brad to say I may not be able to make it for all of it.
Xtina: (We're drawing up characters.)
Xtina: BUT ALL THE YARN IS SEPARATED.
Xtina: "Unless you find more."  "Unless I find more."
Xtina: ...
Xtina: In the wreckage of this box, I found some more yarn.
Rose: "unless you find more."
Xtina: In my desk drawer-like thing?  Yarn.
Xtina: ::laughing helplessly::
Xtina: I'm going to undo the lamp and find yarn in it, I know it.
Rose: what else would go in a desk?
Rose: LOOK IN THE MATTRESS I'M TELLING YOU
Xtina: IT'S YARNING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
Rose: REDYARN REDYARN REDYARN
Xtina: ::snickers and dies laughing::
xtina: (Default)
Rose: tell me not to eat my last four chocolate-covered cashews
Xtina: Please mail me your chocolate-covered cashews.
Xtina: And then I open the envelope, and it will instead be full of angry ticks.
Xtina: *hooooooOOOOOOOOOO*
Rose: *cracks up*
Rose: i really have no idea what i would do without you to add completely random surrealism to my day
Xtina: Probably eat those cashews!
Xtina: *solemn*
xtina: (Default)
Background: http://archie-blogs.archiecomics.com/archie_news/2009/05/this-august-prepare-yourself-for.html

Xtina: I always figured Archie could marry Betty (for the hot sex and building-a-life) and see Veronica on occasion (with consent, as B/V are such close friends).
Rose: and never jealous of each other!
Xtina: And Jughead would open a good diner - diner qualities, but quality food - and just enjoy himself there forever.
Xtina: He'd have the most touching eulogy for Pops, busting out with something moving and sweet and not joshingly burgers-centered at all.
Rose: can i pretend it's not [our datenight] and ignore you? *)
Xtina: Midge and Ethel would... really hit it off. Illicit affairs, until Moose finds out and gets upset about it all. Cue a deep story about sexism in Riverdale, where the guys encourage Moose to stay with Midge ("Dude, threesome!"), but Archie listens to Jughead, his wiser side, and tells Moose that, sadly, an affair is an affair.
Xtina: One story can be about speculation about whether Jughead will ever find that special someone, until he busts out with, "Can't I just run this diner, enjoy good food, spend time with my friends and my dog, and be happy? Lemme ask you this - when did you ever ask Pops about his romantic life? Let me just be like Pops." Everyone grows.
Rose: you're _so_ weird
Xtina: One can be about Dilton, future-man extraordinaire, coming to revamp Riverdale - bring it into the future, along with his business (and sometimes sexual) partner, Veronica. They try to make everything Better(tm), installing fancy new equipment at the arcade, installing computers and software at the diner, things like that. The Riverdalians accept some of it, but then realise it's changing the town too fast, and there's a backlash. In the end, some newness is integrated, and Dilton and Veronica learn patience.
Xtina: ...why am I thinking of this?
Xtina: I blame... me, sadly.
Xtina: *posts anyhow*

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Background: http://archie-blogs.archiecomics.com/archie_news/2009/05/this-august-prepare-yourself-for.html

Xtina: I always figured Archie could marry Betty (for the hot sex and building-a-life) and see Veronica on occasion (with consent, as B/V are such close friends).
Rose: and never jealous of each other!
Xtina: And Jughead would open a good diner - diner qualities, but quality food - and just enjoy himself there forever.
Xtina: He'd have the most touching eulogy for Pops, busting out with something moving and sweet and not joshingly burgers-centered at all.
Rose: can i pretend it's not [our datenight] and ignore you? *)
Xtina: Midge and Ethel would... really hit it off. Illicit affairs, until Moose finds out and gets upset about it all. Cue a deep story about sexism in Riverdale, where the guys encourage Moose to stay with Midge ("Dude, threesome!"), but Archie listens to Jughead, his wiser side, and tells Moose that, sadly, an affair is an affair.
Xtina: One story can be about speculation about whether Jughead will ever find that special someone, until he busts out with, "Can't I just run this diner, enjoy good food, spend time with my friends and my dog, and be happy? Lemme ask you this - when did you ever ask Pops about his romantic life? Let me just be like Pops." Everyone grows.
Rose: you're _so_ weird
Xtina: One can be about Dilton, future-man extraordinaire, coming to revamp Riverdale - bring it into the future, along with his business (and sometimes sexual) partner, Veronica. They try to make everything Better(tm), installing fancy new equipment at the arcade, installing computers and software at the diner, things like that. The Riverdalians accept some of it, but then realise it's changing the town too fast, and there's a backlash. In the end, some newness is integrated, and Dilton and Veronica learn patience.
Xtina: ...why am I thinking of this?
Xtina: I blame... me, sadly.
Xtina: *posts anyhow*

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rosefox: what on earth else has lorna patterson been in? and stephen stucker? *imdbs*
rosefox: wait what the shit did i just see
rosefox: "Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire", a workplace comedy set in an ancient realm, follows the reluctant hero of the title (Sean Maguire of Meet the Spartans), who is the last great hope in the struggle against the evil ruler, Chancellor Dongalor (Matt Lucas of "Little Britain"). To help fight the good fight, Krod has assembled a band of loyal but ineffective freedom fighters who together must overcome a myriad of evil obstacles in their quest to save the world, including name-calling, hired assassins and a bisexual Cyclops (or biclops).
rosefox: WTF?!
the_xtina: And... a...
the_xtina: ...
the_xtina: *cracks the fuck up*
rosefox: tonight on comedy central!
the_xtina: The aristocrats! *snaps fingers*

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the_xtina: Could you do me a quick favour?
ethernight: I'll think about it.
the_xtina: Er, wait.
ethernight: I can do that. I'm pretty sure.
the_xtina: Cool, thanks!
the_xtina: *wanders off*

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xtina: A laughing 8-bit dog holding a duck. From Duck Hunt. (laughing)
moominmolly: "Top" to mean "shirt" still strikes me as weird.
the_xtina: It's like calling jeans or a skirt "bottom".
the_xtina: ...
moominmolly: ...
the_xtina: *is cracking up*
moominmolly: PANTSLASH
the_xtina: I KNOW
the_xtina: I adore you today for this. :)
moominmolly: And I you! :)
moominmolly: *changes lj name*
the_xtina: The Clothing Store of Gor!
the_xtina: ...no.
moominmolly: No.
moominmolly: You are PANTS and you will be WORN
the_xtina: Yes, I will be worn. For I am pants.
moominmolly: *giggling*
the_xtina: On Earth, I would sneer jauntily. I was able to control who wore me. But here, it was different. Here, those who wish to wear me would do so, and my wants were ignored.
the_xtina: I NEED TO SHAVE MY TONGUE NOW, BRB.
moominmolly: Shave your fingers while you're at it (GAH *SHIVER*)
the_xtina: *gets out cheese grater*
moominmolly: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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intenselaura: I am rapidly running out of brain.
the_xtina: You should sneep.
the_xtina: Or acquire brains in some other fashion.
the_xtina: I am supportive of your decisions.
intenselaura: I adore you.

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xtina: (baffled.balls?!)
From chat:

Xtina: There is this stunning glow of fail.
Xtina: An aurora failealis, if you will.

You DO NOT WANT TO KNOW what the fucking fuck.  I don't even want to know.
xtina: A laughing 8-bit dog holding a duck. From Duck Hunt. (laughing)
(All links are sfw.)

Today's topic: how [livejournal.com profile] ethernight is fun to chat with:

the_xtina: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3459/3212137743_c75c530c04_o.jpg
ethernight: life =~ s/Obama|inauguration|president/KITTEN_PICTURES/
the_xtina: grep -ir "omg lolcat" ./google
the_xtina: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/11/funny-pictures-for-an-autograph-one-more-time/
ethernight: hahaha
the_xtina: That was, in fact, the first result. :D

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Xtina: http://bitchphd.blogspot.com/2008/10/whatever-it-takes.html
[habeasbrulee.com author]: Is that all it takes?
[auth]: I can bake many cookies.
Xtina: I will make cookies forever.
[auth]: I need to post this to Habeas.
Xtina: I will organise cooking parties, and yes you do.
Xtina: s/cooking/cookie
Xtina: (My god, my brain.)
[auth]: My god, the potential!
Xtina: Flour and sugar would disappear overnight!
[auth]: So. Worth. It.

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xtina: A laughing 8-bit dog holding a duck. From Duck Hunt. (laughing)
rosefox: http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/
the_xtina: I love that so much.
rosefox: apparently the source code is hilarious, though i haven't looked
the_xtina:   <!-- the first person to ask for an RSS feed gets a free black hole in their junk
   ok FINE here  -->
the_xtina: <!-- oh shit bears -->
the_xtina: oO  *cracks up*
rosefox: i think every page i write from now on will include <!-- oh shit bears --> somewhere in the code
the_xtina: I must put that in at work.
rosefox: you must!
rosefox: maybe do it one page at a time
rosefox: that way, whenever something annoys you, you can fight back by adding it to another page
the_xtina: *cracks up further*
rosefox: "how was your day?" "a five on the <!-- oh shit bears --> scale"
the_xtina: Where 1 is resigned and 10 is frantic.
the_xtina: No - 8 is frantic.  10 is capslock.
rosefox: <!-- NO FOR SRS BEARS OH SHIT -->
rosefox: <!-- AND NOT THE GAY KIND -->
the_xtina: case bears:
{
  sThing = "no";
  break; <!-- OH SHIT BEARS -->
}
the_xtina: For Bears = 1 To 11 <!-- BEARS TO 11 -->
Next
rosefox: hahaha
rosefox: *nearly chokes laughing*
rosefox: 10 PRINT BEARS
the_xtina: Ow, my abs.
rosefox: 20 IF BEARS GOTO BEARS
rosefox: 30 NO SCRATCH THAT IF BEARS RUNFROM BEARS STUPID
the_xtina: *for srs dies*
the_xtina: Alas, I do not know Perl.
the_xtina: Programmers in Perl are thus DOOMED to BEARS.
rosefox: i was just trying to remember assembly code...
the_xtina: (Ruby on Bears?)
rosefox: sadly i -- hahahaha yes
the_xtina: Bearnary?
the_xtina: Visual Bearsic?
the_xtina: Argh, BRAINS.
rosefox: not brains, bears!
rosefox: you are going to post this, right?
the_xtina: Now instead of bear vs. shark, I want bear vs. Python.
the_xtina: Hells yes.



deyo: if (/*.[Bb]ears.*/) {w("Oh shit $1!")}
deyo: And the Perl compiler knows what to do in case of bears, so you dont' have to type it out.
the_xtina: *cracks up*

the_xtina: Ah!  Ruby on Rails:
case bears
  when 0
    puts "Relax."
  when 1
    puts "RUN YOU FOOL"
end
xtina: (Default)
* Seagull shoplifts Doritos.

* I will kill u.

* Ultimate Never Leave Home Food Kit, 275 Meals for $75:

rosefox: "many survival forms have commented on this product. There is no protein in the bucket, you need to supplement the bucket with meat/chicken/fish or in a week to 10 days you will be suffering from severe malnutrition."
rosefox: oh well. it was a nice idea!
the_xtina: You could geeet chicken tablets.
the_xtina: http://www.drsfostersmith.com/images/Categoryimages/normal/p-32484-42686PZ_1-cat.jpg
the_xtina: CHICKEN FISHIES
the_xtina: *pleased*
rosefox: um
rosefox: sure, sweetheart, you do that
the_xtina: *cracks up forever*

* Kitten in gravy!!

* Being Wired or Being Tired: 10 Ways to Cope with Information Overload
xtina: (Default)
Co-worker: It doesn't sound like the chorus is singing Amadeus, but, rather, hot potatoes.
Xtina: I'm never going to not hear that, now.
Xtina: DAMN YOUR EYES
xtina: (fire!)
the_xtina: Can I be a hypochondriac if I'm also worried that I'm self-diagnosing as a hypochondriac erroneously?
the_xtina: ...*closes Wikipedia*
rosefox: ...
rosefox: *untangles that*
the_xtina: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyberchondria
rosefox: ...yes
the_xtina: CYBERCHONDRIAC
rosefox: ha!
the_xtina: *pleased*

*adds to interests*

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