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J: Why would you be on a plank in the ocean?
X: You have to have a plank!  It's not sustainable otherwise!
J: You could be under the sea, instead.
X: "Darling it's better / Down where it's wetter / Pornographic'ly"
J: "I've only finished half my coffee, and she's filking at me!"
xtina: A wistful kitten: "CAPSLOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE -- ALL THE TIME" (capslock)
J: Where are my glasses?
R: They're on the table, under the... thing.
J: Right, the "thing".  You mean the box?  *gets glasses*
R: Yes, the box!
J: There's only like a million boxes over here.
R: Obviously, it's the box with the glasses under them.
R&X: *crack up*
J: *scoffing noise*
X: Look, it's not her fault you can't read!
J: I... what?
R&X: *crack up*
xtina: A wistful kitten: "CAPSLOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE -- ALL THE TIME" (capslock)
R: I put all your medicine, right in one place.  [Nyquil, cough drops, cranberry juice, and some anti-cough pills.]
X: *glances at Nyquil*  I'll just swig it!
R: ...should I put this back?
X: You'll find me draped, ahahaha, half on and half off the couch!  *cracks up*
R: This is only so funny because you're so drugged.
X: *dyin' here*  Or draped over the chair!
R: Okay, I'm cutting you off.  *moves Nyquil*
X: "I regret nothing!  *thud*"
R: *shakes head*
X: The cat'll be sitting there looking at you like, "Dude I dunno.  She's a party animal."  *hysteria*
R: Goodnight, dear.

Also, I always hear the text for this userpic* in a little whisper.  Creepy, or creepy awesome?

* CAPSLOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME, overtop the creepy kitten.
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G: I'm English, we do guilt well.
X: I'm anxious, I'm good at it too!
G: This is going to go well.

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xtina: (Default)
G: I'm English, we do guilt well.
X: I'm anxious, I'm good at it too!
G: This is going to go well.
xtina: (Default)
Josh made some wretched pun.

J: Feel free to hate me.
x: You're like the automatic bill-pay of hate.
xtina: (Default)
X: What, you don't respect a shoggoth doing cosplay?-- I have no idea what I'm saying.
Bn: Would the clothes just gel on it? Like jello?
X: Bill Cosby!
B: Bill Cosplay!
Bn: Well yeah, you put the argyle sweater on, and then you go fucking nuts.

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X: What, you don't respect a shoggoth doing cosplay?-- I have no idea what I'm saying.
Bn: Would the clothes just gel on it? Like jello?
X: Bill Cosby!
B: Bill Cosplay!
Bn: Well yeah, you put the argyle sweater on, and then you go fucking nuts.
xtina: (Default)
- I usually listen to my modern rock music Pandora station, which has a lot of stuff from the 90s on up.
- I sometimes delve into Otep and Kittie and suchlike, all shrieky rock with melodicness involved.
- Often, if I'm too busy or the phones are too frequent, I listen to techno.
- Yesterday I was on a Deltron 3030 kick.
- Today has all been Dr. Hook, Grand Funk Railroad, BS&T, 3 Dog Night, and so forth.

Coworker: I am constantly surprised by your musical taste.
Xtina: Are you dissin' on Blood Sweat & Tears?  There's a law against that.

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- I usually listen to my modern rock music Pandora station, which has a lot of stuff from the 90s on up.
- I sometimes delve into Otep and Kittie and suchlike, all shrieky rock with melodicness involved.
- Often, if I'm too busy or the phones are too frequent, I listen to techno.
- Yesterday I was on a Deltron 3030 kick.
- Today has all been Dr. Hook, Grand Funk Railroad, BS&T, 3 Dog Night, and so forth.

Coworker: I am constantly surprised by your musical taste.
Xtina: Are you dissin' on Blood Sweat & Tears?  There's a law against that.
xtina: (Default)
I'm playing this Flash game, and Josh noted that the dragons are future space dragons.  Of course, they are Pern dragons.

Later:

X: Yes, darken the sky with dragons.
J: Perneate the sky?
X: ...I dislike you.
J: I learned it from watching you!

--

In other news, if you're one of those who're using the for-DW Greasemonkey script for inserting usernames when in HTML view, there's an upgrade, as DW is going to allow for Twitter.com to be one of the "site" parameters for "user" in their next rollout.

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xtina: (Default)
I'm playing this Flash game, and Josh noted that the dragons are future space dragons.  Of course, they are Pern dragons.

Later:

X: Yes, darken the sky with dragons.
J: Perneate the sky?
X: ...I dislike you.
J: I learned it from watching you!

--

In other news, if you're one of those who're using the for-DW Greasemonkey script for inserting usernames when in HTML view, there's an upgrade, as DW is going to allow for Twitter.com to be one of the "site" parameters for "user" in their next rollout.
xtina: (Default)
Backstory:

1: Move It On Over, country and not by George Thorogood, is playing.
2: Josh really doesn't like George Thorogood, and I like him a great deal.
3: We'd been conversatin' on how a lot of rock music is totally remakes of country stuff.  (I knew the blues stylistic theft, but not the country cover stuff.)

*country music plays, as noted above*
X: Oh!  Again!
J: Yes, not everyone is the original--
X: Look, I was referring to rock not being the originators of music I'm used to, not you being a fuckin' bigot.
J: *cracks up*

*playing Dominion*
X: *my play, 4 lines; his: 20*
X: Your face and my fist have an appointment!
*later*
J: *cracks up*
*lines: 40*
X: I hate you in your stupid meathole!

Thus do we show affection.

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xtina: (Default)
Backstory:

1: Move It On Over, country and not by George Thorogood, is playing.
2: Josh really doesn't like George Thorogood, and I like him a great deal.
3: We'd been conversatin' on how a lot of rock music is totally remakes of country stuff.  (I knew the blues stylistic theft, but not the country cover stuff.)

*country music plays, as noted above*
X: Oh!  Again!
J: Yes, not everyone is the original--
X: Look, I was referring to rock not being the originators of music I'm used to, not you being a fuckin' bigot.
J: *cracks up*

*playing Dominion*
X: *my play, 4 lines; his: 20*
X: Your face and my fist have an appointment!
*later*
J: *cracks up*
*lines: 40*
X: I hate you in your stupid meathole!

Thus do we show affection.
xtina: (Default)
J: *singing* The best part of waking up / Is two girls and one cup!
All: *waugh*

X: Hey, M.
M: Mm?
X: Grimm's Tentacle Porn Fairy Tales.
M: ...oh god!

X: Hey, can we change this from Cthulhu to Scrappy-thulhu?
All: No.

Br: I use my Puppy Power to break down the door.
J: Puppy powerrrrr!
B: *hangs head*

Jf: You know, I never thought that a Call of Cthulhu game could be derailed by sharktopus.
B: ...why on earth not?
Jf: It's just too on-topic!

X: It'd be a great safeword!
All sans B: *cracking up*
B: *just came in* Wait, what's the safeword?
X: More of a phrase: "I didn't know I had it in me."
B: ...

IN NON-GAME NEWS

X: http://www.keyboardco.com/keyboard_big.asp?PRODUCT=576
X: http://explosm.net/comics/2301/
X: In that order.
R: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
R: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
X: If someone puts Comic Sans on my tombstone, I DEMAND that someone put a shaking fist in the grave like that.
R: i'd come by and change the batteries for you every year
X: Awwwwwwwwwwww. That's real hearts. <3
R: even if it meant going to portland!
R: <3
X: ::kershmoop'd::

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xtina: (Default)
J: *singing* The best part of waking up / Is two girls and one cup!
All: *waugh*

X: Hey, M.
M: Mm?
X: Grimm's Tentacle Porn Fairy Tales.
M: ...oh god!

X: Hey, can we change this from Cthulhu to Scrappy-thulhu?
All: No.

Br: I use my Puppy Power to break down the door.
J: Puppy powerrrrr!
B: *hangs head*

Jf: You know, I never thought that a Call of Cthulhu game could be derailed by sharktopus.
B: ...why on earth not?
Jf: It's just too on-topic!

X: It'd be a great safeword!
All sans B: *cracking up*
B: *just came in* Wait, what's the safeword?
X: More of a phrase: "I didn't know I had it in me."
B: ...

IN NON-GAME NEWS

X: http://www.keyboardco.com/keyboard_big.asp?PRODUCT=576
X: http://explosm.net/comics/2301/
X: In that order.
R: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
R: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
X: If someone puts Comic Sans on my tombstone, I DEMAND that someone put a shaking fist in the grave like that.
R: i'd come by and change the batteries for you every year
X: Awwwwwwwwwwww. That's real hearts. <3
R: even if it meant going to portland!
R: <3
X: ::kershmoop'd::
xtina: (Default)
On the phone with the client.

X: *while fixing a db thing*  Sorry, I mutter to myself a lot.
C: Oh, no problem!  My doctor says it's fine, just so long as I don't start arguing with myself.
X: ...oh.  Well, I gotta go...
C: *cracks up*

After FIFTEEN MILLION PHONE CALLS, my coworker.

M: Hey Christina.
X: *utterly frustrated*  Yes?!  Do you need something??  Can I help you?!?!?
M: Yeah, I'd like a bagel, with cream cheese...
X: *slow side-eye of doom*
M: *cracks up*

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xtina: (Default)
On the phone with the client.

X: *while fixing a db thing*  Sorry, I mutter to myself a lot.
C: Oh, no problem!  My doctor says it's fine, just so long as I don't start arguing with myself.
X: ...oh.  Well, I gotta go...
C: *cracks up*

After FIFTEEN MILLION PHONE CALLS, my coworker.

M: Hey Christina.
X: *utterly frustrated*  Yes?!  Do you need something??  Can I help you?!?!?
M: Yeah, I'd like a bagel, with cream cheese...
X: *slow side-eye of doom*
M: *cracks up*
xtina: (Default)
J: Where would you even get potassium nitrate?
Br: Bat poop.
Jf: How do you get that from bats anyways?
Br: You SQUEEZE 'em!
X: You palpate the bat anus.
B: ...and now I have an awful idea for Batman slashfic.
B: "Holy BOOM, Batman!"

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